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Where’s the good Chinese Food?


With Republicans taking control of the House in Tuesday’s 2010 Midterm elections, Americans will look forward to a Republican (and largely bipartisan) push to good Chinese food. Bill #438.1a is listed as, “Creating a United States Foreign Food Inspection” that is separate from current Health Departments, which inspect the cleanliness of restaurants. This new department will taste foreign looking food and will fine or shut down business with bad food. Most fast food restaurants, including Burger King and McDonalds, will be exempt from inspection. Restaurants that face inspection include chinese restaurants and fried chicken from foreign countries like Kentucky. Americans, including Alan Boyd (NYC), said that bad Chinese food is an insult to American culture. ” We like good food and we need to force these crooks, sorry I meant cooks, to make their food good. And yes, we Americans are addicted to Chinese food. It must be that MSG stuff.” Even Asian teens are chipping into Chinese food madness. The author of this ridiculous blog, Long Pham, is outraged for paying so much money for sub-par food. “Do these Asian people freaking have taste buds? Why the hell would I pay $6.95 for food that tastes like it was made before I was born.”

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  1. Anonymous
    November 8, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    Good post

  2. Jerry
    November 8, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    good post

  3. U N Owen aka Assassin
    November 9, 2010 at 8:40 am

    Hey Jax, write about how hard it is to get paid for GPTs! Like they never give u ur money.

  4. bob
    November 10, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    your a little punk system has approved my link in name.

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