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Spencer Gifts For You Two

September 19, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

Introducing the Phamily News Hygiene Edition!

Ex-boyfriends:
You are not left out! Introducing your very own Stinkdarent! When your ex-girlfriend applies this Sinkdarent in the morning, it will appear to smell good at first. After about 1-2 hours, the formula starts to oxidize into a very disgusting stench 1 million times worse than a good smelling skunk. If your ex is a college student, THIS WILL BE THE ULTIMATE REVENGE! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.

BONUS GIFT!
The Carl Zeis Micro camera. You can attach this camera to her purse and just watch the reaction of the people around her when they smell this odor. This camera lasts for 4 hours until it is useless. The camera feeds into a satellite that is immediately put on our servers.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
As our thanks, we will give you a sample of our StinkSoap so that your ex can smell how bad she is WHEN SHE’S IN BED!

BONUS MEN’S OFFER!
If your product did not work as it was intended to, we will express ship you the Phamily News Fire Alarm. And if that doesn’t work, shop at our competitor’s store.

CALL NOW!

Credit goes to Swagcodes.org Moderator UN Owen for this idea. If you would like to get credited for an idea, just comment your idea in the current post and it may be featured! Remember, you do not need to register to leave a comment.

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  1. October 23, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    have you ever tried avast antivirus before?

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