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Newsflash: USPS Delivery Delays

September 17, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

USPS announced that they are experiencing delays due to a mass surge of letters coming in without postage stamps. Billy Bob, spokesman, has said that about 221,456,019 owls came by all of our branches and just dropped them off. Under USPS policy, names are not allowed to be released, but what Bob could say is that they were all addressed to one person. USPS is trying to track down who the sender was, but there was no return address.

USPS could have made $97,440,648.36 off this transaction.

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  1. September 19, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    hi again

    Sky

  2. September 26, 2010 at 7:07 pm

    gonna send this to my mom

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