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Unwritten College Rules (until now…)

September 16, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

1. The FREE every other day College Newspaper is a good floor mat. Once dirt is all over it, throw it away and get a new one.
2. Feeling like conserving the water and help preserve our environment? Just don’t flush the toilet. And when you leave the restroom, an unknown number of people will kick you in your genitalia.
3. Always have a bottle of Diphenhydramine Hydrochloride. Also known as your over the counter Sleep Aids.
4. The restrooms of the barely used gym are good places for you and your couple, until someone follows you and films it.
5. Never sign up for those student credit-card 30% interest cards…but the shirts are cool though!
6. Never drink tea or coffee right before going to bed. Unless you like going to the bathroom 3 times preventing you from falling asleep and annoying your roommate.
7. Beware of the Regular Coke in the cafeteria, it may be vending Diet Coke.
8. Nissin Original Chow Noodles- Tomato & Basil is the absolute worst smell for a dorm room at night. Prepare to use the whole bottle of Febreeze. http://www.nissinfoods.com/chownoodles/
9. On-campus restaurants are great for silverware, napkins, ketchup packets…
10. College life is all about quarters: book dues, food, newspapers, laundry, bus fare, printing, arcade, etc.

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  1. Nila
    September 17, 2010 at 12:26 am

    Super clever writing!! I love it!

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