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New Product From Spencer’s Gifts

September 15, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

Introducing The Phamily News Fire Alarm!

Want a great gift to surprise your ex-boyfriend at 3 o’clock in the morning? Yes, these alarms are the ones you find in public buildings and no, they are NOT hard to install as these are battery operated. The alarm contains one button, which sets when the alarm will go off. Press 1 to turn on in one hour, and so on until 12 hours.

SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY OFFER!
For the next 3 months, the alarm comes with a complimentary fire sprinkler which turns on with a push of a button. The sprinkler has a tank that can hold up to two liters of water. This is a great gift to take revenge on your ex and can be purchased separately.

BONUS INTRODUCTORY OFFER!
We’re not done yet, we’ll even give YOU a special fireman’s hat FREE as our token of appreciation that we DO care about your life.

CALL NOW!

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  1. Owen
    September 17, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Hey Jax, if this is for ex-boyfriend, then what do they have for ex-girlfriends?

    • phaml
      September 17, 2010 at 9:47 pm

      thanks for the suggestion..i’ll think of something

  2. September 24, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    first post

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