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College Diet


1. Ramen Noodles. Any company. Any flavor
2. Pizza Delivery. Only buy when there’s a good deal. Clip coupons
3. College Cafeteria. Skip the salad. Grab burgers and fries. Get some ice cream from the softee machine. Repeat. Before leaving the cafeteria, grab napkin and steal a few cookies. Then make sure soda cup is full and walk out. Everyone knows you have to get your $1822’s worth.
4. Easy Mac
5. Chef Boyardee
6. Water. Water. Water. Or just buy store brand soda.
7. If you have a significant other, clip all the coupons you can for every restaurant in town. Buy an Entertainment Book. If your sig. other wants a specific restaurant and is hella expensive, pretend to call up and tell sig. other that restaurant is full of reservations and we are 15th on the waiting list. Then just go to fast food after that.
8. Invest in a fridge that has a lock
9. All food bought MUST be bought at a pharmacy or dollar store.

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  1. September 14, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    ok how is this supposedto mean?

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